![]() I didn’t read the instructions so it took me awhile to turn on the Vibrating Ring, but now that I think about it, I also have trouble turning on women and televisions without remote controls. Slide it on a “roll of quarters,” turn it on, and then turn her on. The Vibrating Ring is basically a small vibrator attached to a soft silicone ring. The final product I received was perhaps the most intriguing member of the Elexa line. However, I could also see men using these, because I’m sure women don’t like it when their man’s “roll of quarters and loose change bag” are smelling kind of funky and they’re going down to receive a withdrawal.įlowery-smelling is better than funky-smelling. The purpose of these are to help a woman feel fresh and confident down below. Next up were the Freshening Cloths, which look like handiwipes from KFC, but smell like potpourri. ![]() It’s like a Penthouse Letter, except much shorter. The gentle warmth from applying the gel enhances the pleasure of an intimate physical touch. I could feel the warmth of the gel and it felt nice, kind of like when I put on sunscreen from a bottle that’s been sitting in the sun.Īlso, I have to say, the instructions for the Intimacy Gel are the sexiest instructions EVER printed on a product: “Apply a small amount of Elexa Intimacy Gel, about the size of a dime, onto the tip of the finger and gently massage the clitoral area. Instead I put some on one of my palms and began massaging it with my other hand’s fingers. The next product I tested was the Intimacy Gel, which would’ve been more fun to test if I could grow a clitoris or had access to a clitoris. I really wish Trojan would make all their condoms with a low latex odor, because it’s not sexy having my hands smell like latex gloves when I pay…Um…I mean, when I want a woman to suck on my fingers…and maybe my elbows. The Elexa condom did have a significant lower latex odor than the other Trojan condom I smelled. I ripped open the packaging for both condoms and took a whiff of each. Oh, who the hell am I kidding, I’m not getting any” stash. I grabbed one of the Elexa condom and a condom from my “Just in case I get some. However, I could test the claim on the boxes that they all have a low latex odor by conducting a condom smell test, which is very similar to the game, “Whose Armpit Are You Smelling Now?” Not even using them to deep throat a banana would’ve been helpful. Without a girlfriend or enough money to buy a girlfriend for the evening, I had no way to find out if they were stimulating, ultra sensitive, or felt natural. They all looked like normal condoms, but the Natural Feel condoms has a premium water-based lubricant that works with a woman’s natural lubrication, the Stimulating condoms are ribbed and contoured, and the Ultra Sensitive condoms are ultra thin. I received three varieties: Natural Feel, Stimulating, and Ultra Sensitive. The first thing I decided to test was the condoms. There was also a box of Intimacy Gel, Freshening Cloths, and a Vibrating Ring. ![]() When I received the box of Elexa products, from Impulsive Buy reader Robert, I was surprised to see more than condoms. The new Trojan Elexa line was created from a woman’s perspective, thankfully not from the perspective of Angelina Jolie, because while the condoms would’ve prevent unwanted pregnancies, they might have caused excessive adoptions and many adopted kids with mohawks. I have never wanted a clitoris before, but ever since I got these Trojan Elexa products, I wish I could grow one.
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